dirk-in-a-box:

why do people think that living in a giant mansion would be fun the only reason i dont hate you all already is that i dont have to see you face to face on a daily basis

when i see things like this i’m always like “jokes on you if i lived in a mansion with you you’d still never see my face. i never leave my room.”

(via elllmist-deactivated20121210)